Thursday, January 26, 2006

Jesus does Joy Division

This is utter, utter genius.

'.....a character representing Jesus will sing the legendary Joy Division anthem Love Will Tear Us Apart before dueting his arch-betrayer Judas on the New Order hit Blue Monday, according to senior church sources involved in the production.'

Jesus doing Love Will Tear Us Apart and Bez as a disciple (''E's the son of fooking God, innee? Magic.') Brilliant.

Coming soon: the story of the Koran, with Mohammed performing Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden, and the Pali Canon, with Buddha played by Bryn Terfel performing Give Peace a Chance. As long as Kula Shaker don't get involved in the Mahabharata we should be OK.

Hang on, it's not April 1st, is it?


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