Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Lycra-clad mushroom-headed f*cknuts

To the cyclist I saw on my way to work today on the pavement who nearly crashed into me, then swore at a woman with a pram who was 'in the bloody way';

The next time you find yourself wondering why motorists give you such a hard time when you are on the road, bear in mind that pedestrians are very often drivers, YOU SELFISH ANTISOCIAL W*NKER.

Ahem. Sorry. Normal service to be resumed shortly.


Blogger Nosemonkey said...

I cycle to work most days, and agree with you entirely. Cyclists are mostly dicks.

But it's worth bearing in mind that so are most drivers, pedestrians, horse-riders, etc. etc. etc.

7:08 AM  
Blogger Wyndham said...

Don't get me started on cyclists. Just don't!

12:43 PM  

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