Not yet

Reports of The Moai's demise are greatly exaggerated; I have spent the last two weeks in Sri Lanka with my beloved, and have *not* been shot at by the Tamil Tigers. At all. Previous holidays have involved being in New York the first time Osama Bin Laden tried to blow it up, and getting caught up in an armed police chase in Havana. It would seem that I attract this sort of thing.

Normal service to resume shortly.

TM